I survived a whole week playing this. Gors plays thru Pokemon Red

[Gors]

And turns out that it was a really swell TM 12 - Water gun! I needed to equip it on someone, so I opened my Pokemon menu and--



Why the fuck is Rattata able to shoot water guns???



This is disgusting.

[Sketchasaurus]

It's probably not actually water...

[Gors]

Maybe this is the only plausible way a Rattata can shoot actual water guns.

[Sketchasaurus]

and it'd make annoying Rattatat tat noises while shooting it, possibly because it thinks it's firing a machinegun

also:

[Gors]

It's not often that you see an optimistic floating rock head. "Everything will be ok" the Geodude said. There are not too many people like him in the world.



So I caught him!

[Gors]

Mjollnir is now another ball in my collection

[Gors]

Thanks, sign.

[Gors]

I'm sorry, I'm not into sadomasochism

[Gors]

That's it. This game is about balls.

[Gors]

It goes well with you though *puts shades on*

[Gors]

Oh, my. Richard, this is not how you get girls. It's not by fighting that you'll get their attention. Look, you must be nice to her and talk to her. She needs to be your friend first, then it can develop into a--
"Are you caring about a NPC?"
No, Shell, not at all

[Gors]

I found Snorlax

[Gors]

AWWW SHIEEEEET

[Gors]

AWWW SHIEEEEET x2

[Gors]

OH MY SHIT