Let's rename our planet

[Hoeloe]

We should call it "Balls". That way, anything that touches our planet will be gay because it will be touching Balls.

[Tellis]

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
on Balls as it is in Heaven.

[puggsoy]

Funny how we use "Terra" and not "Aqua" for a planet covered mostly by water....

Maybe, but most its actual mass is earth.

But then there's the question of why the Moon isn't called Cheese...

[RétroX]

French: Terre
Spanish: Tierra
Portuguese: Terra
Italian: Terra
English: Earth
German: Erde

We should name it to "Terde" as a compromise between all of these names.

[Cell Shaded Envy]

Panem
split countries into 12 districts
make their children fight to the death annually

[Koopaul]

Once we come in contact with other intelligent life, I think we''ll need to have a universal name for it by all languages.

In fact we might need to have a universal language. Maybe?

[RétroX]

Universal language, meaning, for the entire universe. The Earth is the only part of that.

[Gwen]

Panem
split countries into 12 districts
make their children fight to the death annually

BATTLE ROYALE IS BETTER WEH.
I'm looking forward to seeing The Hunger Games heh.

[TomGuycott]

Rename the planet to New Jersey.

And our universal language will be farting.

[Lexou Duck]

Planet should be named mianus

i mean they already got uranus

[Joseph Styling]

Let's name it America since that's the only country on it that matters fuck yeah america

[Kriven]

Krypton sounds good.

Once we come in contact with other intelligent life, I think we''ll need to have a universal name for it by all languages.

In fact we might need to have a universal language. Maybe?

I really don't see the point in worrying about this.

[Vic]

Once we come in contact with other intelligent life, I think we''ll need to have a universal name for it by all languages.

In fact we might need to have a universal language. Maybe?

Who knows, maybe this already happened and the guys from Xanaaspand call Earth Kr'xss because that means "dumb fucks" in their language.

[Hoeloe]

In fact we might need to have a universal language. Maybe?

Because that's what we did whenever we found a new country. We totally didn't either learn their language or force them to speak ours, not at all.

[TGE]

Terraqua....
That would combine the soil and the water which is Earth