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glenn beck may be going blind
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#1
07-22-2010, 01:03 AM
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unlike the brokencyde thing this one's true ahahaha
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07-22-2010, 01:08 AM
welp
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#3
07-22-2010, 01:09 AM
If this were a novel, it would be called "dramatic irony" that the man blind to the world is going physically blind.

PS- Pray about it, asshole.
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07-22-2010, 01:10 AM
maybe after that... he'll stop being blind to the world!?

he will trade in his physical eye sight for mental sight.............
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07-22-2010, 01:12 AM
(07-22-2010, 01:10 AM)Gnostic WetFart Wrote: maybe after that... he'll stop being blind to the world!?

he will trade in his physical eye sight for mental sight.............

Or he'll continue to be a sanctimonious bigot. Only physically blind as well as mentally.
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07-22-2010, 01:13 AM
(07-22-2010, 01:09 AM)Tonberry2k Wrote: PS- Pray about it, asshole.

god works in mysterious ways....................
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07-22-2010, 01:17 AM
Beck: "Lord, if you need my eyes, they're yours. They were yours the whole time anyway. Thank you for letting me see as far as I have."

God: "Even after guaranteeing blindness over an excruciatingly slow period of time, he STILL won't shut up."
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07-22-2010, 01:19 AM (This post was last modified: 07-22-2010, 01:20 AM by DadNier.)
i loved that line, that excuse couldn't be more handwaving if it were excitedly saying hi to someone
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07-22-2010, 01:24 AM
At least we won't have to see him use that chalkboard anymore.
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07-22-2010, 01:29 AM
Why do I feel like he'd still have the gall to TRY and use it after he loses his sight?
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07-22-2010, 01:36 AM
maybe he'll accidentally spell oligarchy right.
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#12
07-22-2010, 05:16 AM
Okay he's a tremendous dick and all
but revelling in someone losing their sight is also tremendously dickish

HA HA HA HE'S DISABLED
THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE I DISAGREE WITH HIS POLITICS AND HE'S DUMB
HA HA HA.
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07-22-2010, 06:30 AM
I don't know him anyway so I can't make fun of him

not that I wanted to, though.



maybe if I knew him...
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07-22-2010, 08:03 AM
(07-22-2010, 05:16 AM)Profanisaurus Wrote: but revelling in someone losing their sight is also tremendously dickish
but its fucking glenn beck
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#15
07-22-2010, 08:33 AM
you're still being cunts Heart
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