diary of orgasmatron's hermit crab

[Orgasmatron]

april 7th, 2010

a wednesday

i finally got a little hermit crab heater for the tank and some shells for paulo

he appreciates them as he likes to climb over the shells

im sure hes lonely and wants a buddy

[Skink]

Give the crab a friend.

[Gollum]

Don't give him a friend.
He will devour them if they're smaller than he is, and they'll get him if theyre bigger.

[Orgasmatron]

hermit crabs are social critters

i got him two buddies roughly the same size

one is rather shy and i named him chaste and the other is really energetic and i named him galley

paulo doesnt really like either of them at the moment

he was kind of a bully to galley but galley wound up just walking away

and chaste just sits in the food dish and nibbles on his tomato

i hope paulo gets used to them or their scent or whatever even though i doubt he would really try to hurt either of them atm

[Gold]

[Sengir]

this is seriously the best thread in Spamhaul

[Orgasmatron]

april 8th, 2010

a thursday

what a relief paolo and galley left each other alone mostly last night

in fact they were both in the coconut when i woke up so thats even better

chaste has the coolest shell atm imo

[PrettyNier]

i want to see a picture of paulo and chaste and galley and their wonderful coconut

EDIT: wait no don't that would ruin the magic

[Orgasmatron]

i was trying to take pictures of paulo before i got galley and chaste but they were all horrible