have you been kidnapped before

[Gold]

I remember almost being kidnapped several times as a child

[drakion]

almost, but i managed to run and call the police

[triptych]

drakion: tsr's resident distinguished gentleman

[drakion]

whatever you say boobies

[triptych]

distinguished gentleman

[Rosencrantz]

boobies

[Alpha Six]

whatever you say boobies

omfg lmao

[slut]

whatever you say boobies

thats my title you insipid fuckstain

[triptych]

dont worry mogran i dont actually have boobies

[Gold]

One time when I was little I was walking home from school, took a shortcut down this deadend road, and this truck drove up to me. It was a pickup truck with a canopy on the back and the whole thing was pained red. There was a yellow ladder painted on the side and the windows of the canopy were painted over. The words "Children's Fire Truck" were painted on the side. These two creepy looking fellas stop and roll down the window and ask if I've seen the fire. I tell them no and they say that they are new in town and don't know how to get to the right address. They ask if I help them find their way around town and it would be great if I would just step inside. I told them that I wasn't actually from the town and ran the rest of the way home.
True story.