orgasmatron daily thread

[Orgasmatron]

im going bowling for a school fieldtrip tomorrow

its for these flex classes im taking

im actually looking forward to it

[Orgasmatron]

im disappointed that all you guys look to spamhaul for is humor

but maybe its that im just seeking attention

[Coltor]

Would raping you help boost your self-esteem?

[Orgasmatron]

probably not

[Gold]

Rape isn't funny Spike Xian. Don't joke about that sort fo thing. And if you weren't jokign then that's even worse.

I enjoy bowling.

[Orgasmatron]

when i was much younger i was actually pretty good

now i have to use bumpers

[Vipershark]

bowling is fun, especially once you hit your groove and get the correct technique
I knock down a bunch of strikes when I play correctly.

[Coltor]

I don't why I shouldn't joke about it. It's dark humor and should be noted that most comics use dark humor in there acts all the time.

Also I suck at bowling. My best game is 120ish

[Gold]

I swear, I'll f*cking rape you if you don't cut that sh*t out!

[Coltor]

Its not rape if I enjoy it or if you do either

[Vipershark]

fuck y*u

[Gold]

Its not rape if I enjoy it or if you do either

What if only I enjoy it?

[Coltor]

Its not rape if I enjoy it or if you do either

What if only I enjoy it?

If by chance your the only one who does I'll think of something

[Orgasmatron]

we made straw rockets in school today too

they had this device made just for them

mine looked like an airplane i gave it wings

it flew pretty well

[Gold]