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Two bums walk into a bar but find that they have no money to buy drinks. They decide to go begging on the street. The first person they see is a middle-aged gentleman. They ask him for money and he says, "Sorry, I left my wallet at home".
The second person they see is a younger man. They ask him for money, and he says, "Sorry, I barely have enough for my next meal.
The third person they see is a Polish carpenter. They ask him for money, and he turns to them, and says, "Sandstone... Wishing for a horse?"
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I never lol so hard in my life.
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(01-07-2010, 09:25 PM)Metaru Wrote: i dont get it.
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01-07-2010, 09:28 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-07-2010, 09:28 PM by Gollum.)
I get it
lie
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this topic is worse than something that I'd post
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I am Polish and take serious offense!
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01-07-2010, 11:13 PM
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"Sandstone... Wishing for a horse?"
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here giz, have another post to thank
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im not polish ^^^^^^vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv&
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01-08-2010, 04:24 PM
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Descartes goes to a bar and the waiter tells him "hello sir same drink as always?"
then descartes says "let me think..."
and he dissapeared.
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better than this topic's first post
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(01-08-2010, 04:24 PM)Metaru Wrote: Descartes goes to a bar and the waiter tells him "hello sir same drink as always?"
then descartes says "let me think..."
and he dissapeared.
Intellectual humor
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The joke has become even more funny from no one getting it.