Terrible Robot Master Ideas thread

[BullockDS]

Firefox Man: he seems really powerful at first, especially in having many extra abilities most other previous robot masters haven't had. However, if you just let him keep going for more than an hour or so, he'll start to slow down, his abilities will gradually stop working, and then he'll just self-destruct from using too much power.

[Lexou Duck]

infomercialman

he'll basically fuck up everything he does and ends up healing you in the process

his death cry is "there's got to be a better way"

[Ryan914]

I think I can. and DID.
Glass woman.

Just hit her once and she'll shatter into a million pieces. Which you have to dodge.

Well technically she isn't a bad idea for a robot master when you think about it, Stone Man crumbles to a pile of rubble then reforms after being hit and gives you one of the crappiest weapons in the entirety of the series. The glass could also be reinforced glass or Obsidian (Volcanic Glass: Has a hardness rating of 5-6 where as steel is only 4.5 in hardness)

[Terminal Devastation]

I think I can. and DID.
Glass woman.

Just hit her once and she'll shatter into a million pieces. Which you have to dodge.

Well technically she isn't a bad idea for a robot master when you think about it, Stone Man crumbles to a pile of rubble then reforms after being hit and gives you one of the crappiest weapons in the entirety of the series. The glass could also be reinforced glass or Obsidian (Volcanic Glass: Has a hardness rating of 5-6 where as steel is only 4.5 in hardness)

Well... crap. I seem not to be able to make terrible RM ideas. I set out to make 7 of them... I thought I finally have one... and nope.
Even Glass ends up okay. Despite being based off decorative expensive glass. I mean, of course she has to be a glass cannon with a literal glass cannon. Which means she's not terrible due to having decent firepower.

[SchAlternate]

Does sucking at making sucky designs make you double sucky? Or just plain awesome?

[Gwen]

infomercialman

he'll basically fuck up everything he does and ends up healing you in the process

his death cry is "there's got to be a better way"

The initial power up you get from him is healing, but every time you use it, billy mays cries down from the heavens "BUT WAIT THERES MORE" and you get another ability at random.