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The Expendables.
Some parts were plain awful in this film, but it made me laugh. Some of the fighting was well executed, though.
I felt it was Stallone's mid-life (more towards 60 actually) crisis, but also like a synthesis of action films such as Predator and Commando.
The Schwarzy cameo was one of my favourite bits: I find he delivers better than Stallone, who tends to mumble and ramble.
Jason Statham did a good job in this film, too.
I still think Gran Torino is a better film directed and starring an aging action movie actor.
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(08-09-2011, 05:11 PM)Chris2Balls [:B] Wrote: The Expendables.
Some parts were plain awful in this film, but it made me laugh. Some of the fighting was well executed, though.
I felt it was Stallone's mid-life (more towards 60 actually) crisis, but also like a synthesis of action films such as Predator and Commando.
The Schwarzy cameo was one of my favourite bits: I find he delivers better than Stallone, who tends to mumble and ramble.
Jason Statham did a good job in this film, too.
I still think Gran Torino is a better film directed and starring an aging action movie actor.
Good points.
More than one expandable face in it
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I might know why Stallone's beard looked out of place: I think it's because he dyed it. I noticed in one shot of the film it was pepper going onto grey, whereas in most close-ups and others it was jet-black.
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Cowboys and Aliens:
Shockingly, not the worst thing I've ever seen. Rather enjoyable, really.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
yep, just saw Cowboys and Aliens too
Really solid movie, surprisingly not stupid or visually exhausting.
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes was really good. Now I`m gonna have to watch the original Planet of the Apes on Netflix
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I started watching The Green Hornet.
35 minutes of "wtf am I watching" (in the bad way) later, I threw the disc out.
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The aliens in Cowboys and Aliens were pretty retarded for advanced creatures.
[spoiler]Also that scene where she comes out of the fire naked was stupid.[/spoiler]
But it was pretty fun. I liked it.
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BLACK DYNAMITE
that is some funny shit
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Persepolis and Fist of Fury
i honestly had no idea persepolis would even mention bruce lee so SILLY COINCIDENCE TEE HEE
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Captain America.
Movie was good.
Love humor
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REDLINE
GREATEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD. RECOMMENDED FOR ALL ANIMATION ENTHUSIASTS.
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Hobo With A Shotgun
Worst movie I've ever watched.
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(08-13-2011, 02:56 AM)Sploder Wrote: I started watching The Green Hornet.
35 minutes of "wtf am I watching" (in the bad way) later, I threw the disc out.
this is what happened with My Life In Ruins (yes, i'm ashames)
i put it in without even thinking and then a little over 20 minutes i suddenly realized, "holy shit why the fuck did i put this in"
i ejected it and rewatched RED instead
yep. still awesome.
