What movie did you just watch?

[Dear President Seinfeld]

You really thought The Dark Knight Rises, a movie that featured Batman dragging a nuke behind the Batplane, tearing the fuck out of the road and the nuke, was better than The Dark Knight. TDKR, which features that stupid goddamn pit-prison that lets you try to escape whenever you want, a Catwoman who does nothing at all, Robin who does almost less, and the least populated major metropolitan hub in the goddamn world was better than The Dark Knight.