The Coder's Resource: SmallBasic

[Garamonde]

[SPOILER=Okay I finally figured it out.]

Hey, bro! What's your name? >Steve
Is your name STEVE? Y/N
Yes
That's not a valid answer!!
Hey, bro! What's your name? >Steve
Is your name STEVE? Y/N

That's not a valid answer!!
Hey, bro! What's your name? >Steve
Is your name STEVE? Y/N
Y
Can I call you Steve instead? Y/N
Y
So, Steve, what's up?
We're going to play a game called...
Steve
GAME OF STEVE!

The game is simple. You're Steve, a happy man that loves collecting bottle caps.
But, your rival... what was his name again?
'Give a name to your rival.' >Gors

...oh yes, GORS! That was his name.

GORS likes to steal all your bottle caps when you're away. Protect your collection at all costs!!

So, Steve! It is day 1 and you have 100 bottlecaps!

Do you want to take a [walk], [protect] the collection or [sleep]? >[sleep]
That's not a valid answer!!
So, Steve! It is day 1 and you have 100 bottlecaps!

Do you want to take a [walk], [protect] the collection or [sleep]? >sleep
That piece of shit GORS stole 10 bottle caps from your collection!


So, Steve! It is day 2 and you have 90 bottlecaps!

Do you want to take a [walk], [protect] the collection or [sleep]? >sleep
That piece of shit GORS stole 10 bottle caps from your collection!


So, Steve! It is day 3 and you have 80 bottlecaps!

Do you want to take a [walk], [protect] the collection or [sleep]? >sleep
That piece of shit GORS stole 10 bottle caps from your collection!


So, Steve! It is day 4 and you have 70 bottlecaps!

Do you want to take a [walk], [protect] the collection or [sleep]? >sleep
That piece of shit GORS stole 10 bottle caps from your collection!


So, Steve! It is day 5 and you have 60 bottlecaps!

Do you want to take a [walk], [protect] the collection or [sleep]? >sleep
That piece of shit GORS stole 10 bottle caps from your collection!


So, Steve! It is day 6 and you have 50 bottlecaps!

Do you want to take a [walk], [protect] the collection or [sleep]? >sleep
That piece of shit GORS stole 10 bottle caps from your collection!


So, Steve! It is day 7 and you have 40 bottlecaps!

Do you want to take a [walk], [protect] the collection or [sleep]? >sleep
That piece of shit GORS stole 10 bottle caps from your collection!


So, Steve! It is day 8 and you have 30 bottlecaps!

Do you want to take a [walk], [protect] the collection or [sleep]? >sleep
That piece of shit GORS stole 10 bottle caps from your collection!


So, Steve! It is day 9 and you have 20 bottlecaps!

Do you want to take a [walk], [protect] the collection or [sleep]? >sleep
That piece of shit GORS stole 10 bottle caps from your collection!


So, Steve! It is day 10 and you have 10 bottlecaps!

Do you want to take a [walk], [protect] the collection or [sleep]? >sleep
That piece of shit GORS stole 10 bottle caps from your collection!


You have no bottle caps anymore!
You got hurt and collapsed...

GAME OVER

I'm sorry Gors.
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