the poop happens world we live in thread 2XXX

[Kriven]

"Hey, you know those Valentine's plans you've been working on for three weeks and how you've been cleaning yourself up all day despite the fact that we don't have warm running water and it's the middle of February? Yeah, actually, as it turns out, you need to babysit. You know how women are when you don't follow through on Valentine's Day! Hahaha! Good thing you don't have to worry about that!" - Dad

Lolfuckyou.