New Smash Brothers!

[Rosencrantz]

assist trophies can fuck off in the next ssb. theyre the worst thing they added to brawl.

They would have been ten times better if they were actual... you know... fighters that assisted you and stuff

I don't mean Pokemon gimmicky "oh we jump on stage here let's ruin everything"

I mean

they attack like they were computer players

and you can fight back and stuff

and you have to kick them off the stage for them to be defeated

and

and

yeah I would have loved to have a Nana-esque computer follow me around and help me beat people up :C