The Most Creative Scam Ever Conceived By A Human Person. Ever.

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Look.
Brendan buys something and gives it to Joseph as a present. Thus, Joseph gets it for free. Same thing the other way round: Joseph buys the same thing and gives it to Brendan as a present. Thus, Brenden gets it for free. All in all, they both get their stuff for free.

You don't see the problem in that scenario? At all?

Comix: And therein lies the problem.That would only work if you were trying to be funny. Hmm, I don't know, really.