Portal 2 (Spoilers Possible)

[Rhyme]

i beat the game, only got genuinely stuck at one part. because i'm a potato.. haven't touched co-op yet, waiting for a friend to get the game.

oh and [spoiler]BIRD BIRD, KILL IT KILL IT!
oh, it flew away...
okay back to thinking.[/spoiler]

[Saltonara]

Wanna point this out quickly. If you do some observing, you'll realize that Portal 2 is actually a game about homosexuals.
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-...in-family/

[tgb621]

Wanna point this out quickly. If you do some observing, you'll realize that Portal 2 is actually a game about homosexuals.
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-...in-family/

lol "This game is made by Valve software, a wholly owned subsidiary of NAMBLA"

[Rosencrantz]

Well I guess now we're gonna get loads of "because I'm a potato". Wonderful.

No, actually, that is the "Now you're thinking with portals!" meme that Valve tried to force.

The actual "THE CAKE IS A LIE" meme that's springing up is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rhlOH2VpyM (or at least this is what everybody I've met is fucking quoting now)

[Rhyme]

SPAACE SPACE SPACE SPACE WANNA GO TO SPACE.

[Gold]

Wanna point this out quickly. If you do some observing, you'll realize that Portal 2 is actually a game about homosexuals.
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-...in-family/

Author:

Ice Van Winkle

>Ice Van Winkle
>Vanilla Ice A.K.A Robert Matthew Van Winkle

Wat.

[GaryASPG]

beat it yesterday. in space.

i really loved that they put alot of work into this one with the story and the characters. the puzzles also got to the point where they were ridiculously elaborate and at least took 10-20 minutes to figure it all out. i wish they did more with those light tunnels and the light bridges though.

also if you've beaten the game already make sure to listen to all the director's commentaries, they're really good.

oh and wheatley owns

[spoiler]regardless of what HAPPENED[/spoiler]

[Saltonara]

oh and wheatley owns

this

[tgb621]

GO TO SPACE

[ThePortalGuru]

Wanna point this out quickly. If you do some observing, you'll realize that Portal 2 is actually a game about homosexuals.
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-...in-family/

Game play takes place in a giant gay bath house, where children are encouraged to use their mechanical penis guns to create glory holes.

It's like people don't even try anymore.

[Alpha Six]

Wanna point this out quickly. If you do some observing, you'll realize that Portal 2 is actually a game about homosexuals.
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-...in-family/

Game play takes place in a giant gay bath house, where children are encouraged to use their mechanical penis guns to create glory holes.

It's like people don't even try anymore.

Christwire is a parody site.

[ThePortalGuru]

Welp, learn something new every day, I guess.

[GaryCXJk]

You know, if I was ever to see her again, you know what I'd say?

I'm in space.

[Rhyme]

Though short on details, Valve hasn't wasted any time confirming its plans for Portal 2 DLC. After a massive launch just over a week ago – Valve says Portal 2 is its "fastest-selling" release since Half-Life 2! – the famously generous developer has outlined what it's calling "Portal 2 DLC #1."

For the asking price of $0, DLC #1 will offer "new test chambers for players, leaderboards, challenge mode for single and multiplayer modes, and more." While free DLC on the Steam-powered PC and Mac platforms is nothing unusual coming from Valve, DLC #1 will notably be "free of charge" on Xbox 360 and PS3 as well. Of course, adding Steam to the PlayStation 3 release was always intended to allow for this scenario, and we can only imagine Microsoft didn't feel comfortable with the Xbox 360 being the sole platform charging for otherwise free content.

Portal 2 DLC #1 is "targeted" for release this summer; it's not clear if that estimate is Normal Time or Valve Time, so don't mark up your Stephen Merchant calendars just yet.


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other game devs need to be like valve, with free dlc and all.

[GaryCXJk]

I'm confident that Valve will put enough challenges for us.

[spoiler]In space.[/spoiler]