You guys are like family to me.

[Flame]

[slut]

you're like the dog who pisses itself when it gets too excited and everyone in the family avoids it like the plague

[Flame]

You’re like the rug that gets pissed by the dog when the dog gets too excited and everyone in the family avoids it like the plague

[Woppet*]

you're like the cum your mum should have swallowed

[slut]

i don't get it. i'm not a rug. a rug is a non-living thing.

[a babyass man]

i think r.u.g. is short for really ugly guy maybe? but that doesnt make sense because you're not a guy. it's just a bad joke all around i guess

[slut]

also what if this hypothetical house HAD no rugs? just hardwood floor? or stone?

[Mech]

nice try Flame, but I am a straight male

[Woppet*]

[Rosencrantz]

Amster's like the creepy aunt with all the botox that wants to kiss you all the time

[slut]

hey big boier want a kiss?? its 12 baxxu pay up ;----------------)

[Woppet*]

i wouldnt pay 12 quid
i wdnt evn kiss u if u payd me 12 quid.

POUNDS

[slut]

omg...

[Robbydude]

im like the lamp that nobody turns on because it has aspergers and autism

[Gollum]

Who am I in the family?