The VG Resource

That one from Goonies II is pretty hilarious but when you hit Konami Man he says something that takes the cake:

[spoiler]I don't give you energy because you hit me.[/spoiler]

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With a little modding thrown in... Normal dialog can be this also


They use these things to catch bullets! -The Swatters Salesman on Baseball Gloves

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[spoiler="a little fanservice never hurt anyone"]

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